Woman Assaulted Because Of Asshat Parking

"PRBot II" (prbot2)
12/24/2013 at 16:20 • Filed to: car crime, asshats, news dump

A woman enjoying the holidays with her children in Lake Mary, FL was attacked and beaten by another woman because of the way she parked her car.

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The attack occurred Sunday night near 100 N. Country Club Road in Lake Mary.

According to police, the victim was returning to her car, which she said was parked slightly crooked, when a vehicle with a Christmas wreath on the front pulled in next to her.

The victim said the driver, described as a Hispanic woman, began yelling at her. The victim then said she would move her vehicle after putting her kids into the car, according to police.

The victim says, however, that she was grabbed by the hair and slammed onto the trunk of the woman's car, according to police, who said the woman was also punched in the face and scratched.

Friends of the assailant pulled her off the woman and hid their license plates with a rag before driving off, police said.

The woman suffered a black eye and scratches on her face but was not seriously injured.

The culprit was described as in her early 20s, about 5 feet 4 inches tall and 140 pounds. She has long, dark, curly hair.

DISCUSSION (27)

Manuél Ferrari > PRBot II
12/24/2013 at 16:23

That is just F'd up

Assaulting someone because they parked like an asshat makes you the biggest asshat of all time.

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > PRBot II
12/24/2013 at 16:23

She learned a valuable lesson

lol jk that lady that beat her up is the asshat here

His Stigness > PRBot II
12/24/2013 at 16:24

Wow. I know I get pissed at asshat parking but holy shit.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > PRBot II
12/24/2013 at 16:24

oh, so here comes the parking lot vigilantes.

PRBot II > Manuél Ferrari
12/24/2013 at 16:26

Seriously.

The best way to deal with the problem is take a picture and post it to Oppo.

shpuker > PRBot II
12/24/2013 at 16:26

Talk about taking something 10 steps too far. That's not ok by any standard.

PRBot II > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
12/24/2013 at 16:27

Unfortunately.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > PRBot II
12/24/2013 at 16:28

Dear disgruntled parking warriors:

Fuck off.

There's dumb parking and then there's (violent) stupidity. I hope you (the aggressor) spend so many years in jail that your useful life is over.

PRBot II > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur
12/24/2013 at 16:28

She might make a good batshit lady candidate.

PRBot II > His Stigness
12/24/2013 at 16:30

She could have just uploaded a picture to Oppo, but she chose the batshit way.

PRBot II > shpuker
12/24/2013 at 16:32

Agreed.

Manuél Ferrari > PRBot II
12/24/2013 at 16:32

Yeah non violence is always better. Posting to oppo never hurt anything other than feelings

Road Magazine > PRBot II
12/24/2013 at 16:33

That's just disgusting. Yes I've had a few rows with some crap parkers but that was from inside my car if you get what I mean lol. No one should EVER, no matter for what circumstance, beat a parent in front of their own kids. I shall track that Hispanic twat down and park like an asshat and see what she does to me.

PRBot II > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
12/24/2013 at 16:34

Watch her get a slap on the wrist. Or not be caught at all. Probably the latter (I used to live in Lake Mary, so I have my own story here).

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > PRBot II
12/24/2013 at 16:35

Seriously? No Gif, come on guys you're slipping:

Kinja'd!!!

PRBot II > Road Magazine
12/24/2013 at 16:35

Don't forget to record it and post to Oppo!

PRBot II > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
12/24/2013 at 16:37

16 minutes.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > PRBot II
12/24/2013 at 16:38

heh, nothing like beating a dead horse.

KB Garage > PRBot II
12/24/2013 at 16:43

Ahhh, nothing like a senseless beating to demonstrate holiday cheer. Merry Christmas everyone!

PRBot II > KB Garage
12/24/2013 at 16:55

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

Casper > PRBot II
12/24/2013 at 16:56

She ran into a crazy person. She forgot lesson number one for being in public: assume everyone else is crazy. Doing rude/stupid things might be minor to most people, but there is a special portion of the population who are just waiting to explode. Crazy doesn't care, crazy is crazy.

I would be curious to see just how bad the parking job was... and why someone driving by was so enraged as to be the one to attack her.

Tom McParland > PRBot II
12/24/2013 at 17:08

Dude that is all kinds of fucked up...I have no problem calling people out verbally for asshat parking in handicapped spaces but elsewhere I could really care less.

Dunnik > PRBot II
12/24/2013 at 17:21

The moral of the story is,

Attaching a Christmas wreath to your vehicle does not necessarily increase the levels of Christmas spirit of the operator of said vehicle.

David Gabel > PRBot II
12/24/2013 at 18:59

Kinja'd!!!

I need to make some of these and keep them in the car..

Atomic Buffalo > PRBot II
12/24/2013 at 21:22

This is why I shop online.

Seriously, holiday shopping is dangerous. Too many people stressed about too many things at once, all in "high stakes" competition for scarce resources.

Clown Shoe Pilot > PRBot II
12/28/2013 at 08:44

Of course, this is totally unacceptable. OF COURSE.

But maybe, this lady is never gonna park all crooked and shit ever again in her life.

PRBot II > Clown Shoe Pilot
12/28/2013 at 08:49

Hahahaa!!!